Homework Jokes
Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake.
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150 School Jokes
School can be a roller coaster of emotions, packed with joyous moments, challenging hurdles, and, of course, a significant amount of learning. But amidst all the study hours and the endless flow of homework, there’s always room for a good, hearty laugh.
This collection of school jokes is designed to lighten your mood and add a touch of humor to the regular school routine. From math and science to English and music , we have jokes covering every subject in your timetable.
So whether you’re a teacher looking for a joke to kickstart your class or a student searching for a quick giggle amidst your revision, sit back, relax, and enjoy these hilarious school-themed jokes!
Top 150 School Jokes:
- Why was the math book sad ? Because it had too many problems.
- Why did the music teacher get locked in the library ? Because he left the keys in the piano !
- Why did the pencil go to school? To get a bit sharper.
- Why don’t biologists like school reunions ? Too much cell division.
- What’s a teacher’s favorite type of music? Class-ical!
- Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses ? Because her students were too bright!
- Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
- How do you get straight A’s? By using a ruler!
- Why did the clock go to the principal’s office? It kept tocking too much!
- Why was the math problem so proud? Because it was a product of its times.
- What did the math teacher say to the fraction that was acting up? I’ve had enough of your denominator!
- Why don’t plants ever bother with school? They already have plenty of roots.
- What did the pen say to the pencil? “What’s your point?”
- Why did the student study on a plane? He wanted a higher education.
- Why did the computer go to school? To improve its processing skills.
- What’s the king of all school supplies? The ruler!
- Why do we go to school? Because the school won’t come to us!
- Why did the kid bring scissors to school? He wanted to cut class.
- How does a math teacher break up a fight ? She multiplies her efforts!
- Why was the geometry book so adorable? Because it had all the right angles !
- What do you call a vampire with an excellent GPA? A neck-ademic scholar!
- Why did the science book go to therapy ? It had too many issues to periodic-ally deal with.
- Why do football players do well in school? They know the drill.
- What do you call a teacher without students? Happy.
- Why don’t teachers usually catch colds? They have a lot of class!
- What is a ghost’s favorite school subject? Boology!
- Why do math problems never get hot? Because they always have a lot of problems to solve.
- Why do pencils hate to bully each other? Because they always get the point.
- Why do we never tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears !
- What do you call a cat that gets A+ grades? Purr-fect.
- How do school fish get to school? In a cl-school bus !
- Why did the student bring a telescope to school? To see the high in high school.
- Why did the teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach the high marks.
- What do you call a snowman with a high IQ ? A Brrr-illiant scholar!
- Why did the teacher go to the beach ? To test the waters.
- Why did the math book look so negative? It had too many problems to subtract.
- Why did the grammar teacher go to jail? For crossing words!
- What’s a pencil’s favorite place in school? The drawing board.
- Why was the computer cold at school? It left its Windows open.
- Why was the physics book always unhappy? It had too much pressure!
- Why do geographers find school easy? They always know where they stand.
- What do you call a math teacher who likes gardening? A square rooter!
- Why don’t historians fight? Because they don’t want to change history.
- What do you call an English teacher who can play music? A sentence mixer!
- Why did the notebook go to the doctor ? It felt all ruled out.
- How do you know if a teacher likes ice cream? By their sundae best.
- Why don’t English teachers need a GPS? Because they know all the periods and stops.
- What is the homework’s favorite kind of music? Sheet music!
- Why did the English teacher become a baseball coach ? He knows the drill of punctuations.
- Why did the biology book go to the doctor? It was losing its senses of living organisms.
- Why did the math teacher get promoted? She had all the right solutions.
- Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- Why did the music teacher get a ladder? He wanted to reach the high notes.
- What do you call a talking book? A spelling bee .
- Why was the school calendar nervous? Its days were numbered.
- What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert ? Pi.
- Why don’t science teachers tell jokes? Because they always get a reaction!
- Why did the geography book go on vacation ? It needed a change of scenery.
- Why did the student bring a golf club to school? To get a hole in one!
- Why did the textbook go to the gym ? To work on its table of contents.
- Why do students always do well in school during winter ? Because every mark is below zero!
- Why did the spelling book go to the dentist ? It lost all its vowels.
- Why was the geometry book always tired ? It had too many problems to figure out.
- Why do PE teachers make good detectives ? Because they always follow the tracks.
- What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject? Arrrrt.
- What do you call a snake that’s good at math? An adder.
- Why did the computer go to school? Because it was byte-sized and needed to learn more.
- Why did the grammar teacher become a gardener ? She had a green thumb for punctuation.
- Why was the math equation looking at the mirror ? It wanted to check its symmetry.
- What do you call a teacher who always forgets everything? Absent-minded professor !
- What’s a chalkboard’s favorite drink ? Hot choco-latte!
- Why did the biology teacher have a secret identity? He was a gene-ius.
- Why did the English teacher go broke? Too many bad checks (cheques)!
- What do you call a history teacher who can play music? A record player.
- What’s the hardest part about writing a book? Creating a good “plot.”
- Why did the student bring a fan to school? He was a big fan of learning.
- Why did the chemistry book go to the doctor? It had too many “Organic” issues.
- What do you call a geography teacher who can tell the future? A map-psychic!
- Why did the chemistry teacher break up with the physics teacher? There was no chemistry.
- What’s a PE teacher’s favorite fruit ? A runner bean .
- What do you call a music teacher who can’t keep time ? A metronome-less maestro.
- Why did the school go to the therapist? It had too many issues with its classes.
- What do you call a math teacher with a green thumb? A plant equation expert.
- Why did the report card go to therapy? It felt very test-y.
- Why did the textbook go to the art class? It wanted to learn how to draw conclusions.
- What did the math homework say to the English homework? “I’ve got more problems than you.”
- Why was the school computer so noisy? It had too many tabs open.
- Why did the eraser go to school? To get a bit more rub-ust.
- Why don’t geometry students get lost? They always follow the right angles.
- Why did the biology book go on a diet ? It had too much “cellulite.”
- Why do math teachers like parks? Because of all the natural logs .
- What do you call a teacher who won’t fart in public? A private tutor!
- Why did the English teacher go to the bakery ? To teach about the “roll” of bread in literature .
- Why do science teachers love coffee ? It keeps their “ions” active.
- Why did the student bring a tent to school? He wanted to camp-us out!
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree ? Geometry.
- Why did the music teacher go to jail? He got caught up in too many treble!
- Why did the teacher go to the chiropractor? She had a “crick” in her lesson plan.
- Why did the student bring a cake to school? He heard it was Pi day!
- What do you call a math teacher who can cook? A “recipe” for success .
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Her students’ futures were too bright.
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of shoe ? Square roots.
- Why did the music teacher get a timeout? She couldn’t conduct herself.
- Why did the student bring a flashlight to school? He wanted to “light” up his knowledge.
- Why did the teacher turn into a bird? So she could “tweet” her lessons.
- What’s a PE teacher’s favorite type of music? Hip-pop.
- Why did the biology teacher go fishing ? He was studying a new “school.”
- What’s a geography teacher’s favorite type of clothing? Topo-graphic tees!
- Why did the English teacher become a gardener? She liked planting prose.
- Why did the student study on an airplane ? He was trying to take his grades to new heights.
- Why was the chalk so popular? Because it was great at drawing attention.
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of food ? “Pi-zza.”
- Why did the teacher go to the bank? She needed to grade on the curve and needed some “change.”
- Why did the music teacher have a long ruler? He wanted to measure the “length” of the notes.
- Why was the biology book full of fungus? It was decomposing.
- Why did the teacher wear a cape to school? She was super graded!
- What do you call a geography teacher with a great singing voice? A “world” class entertainer.
- Why did the chemistry teacher become a chef? He had the perfect formula for a great dish.
- Why did the history teacher go to the carnival? She wanted to ride the “carousel” of time.
- What’s a PE teacher’s favorite type of car ? A “Volkswagen jogger.”
- Why did the math teacher get a boat ? She wanted to make learning more “navigable.”
- What’s a science teacher’s favorite type of dog ? A lab-rador!
- Why did the English teacher become a runner? She loved “prose-ding” at a good pace.
- Why did the teacher bring a sunflower to school? She wanted to teach about “photosynthesis.”
- Why did the student bring a compass to school? He didn’t want to lose his “direction” in studies.
- Why did the music teacher have sticky notes? To keep the notes in the right “place.”
- What’s a biology teacher’s favorite type of cookie? “Organic” oatmeal raisin !
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of bird? A “polygon.”
- Why did the PE teacher go to the bakery? She wanted to get in good “shape.”
- Why did the geography teacher bring a globe to the beach? She wanted to show the “sea” levels.
- What’s a science teacher’s favorite type of pie ? “Atomic” apple pie.
- Why did the English teacher become a knight? She loved the “King’s English.”
- Why did the teacher bring a hammer to school? She wanted to “nail” the lesson.
- What’s a PE teacher’s favorite type of fish? A “jogging” shark .
- Why did the history teacher become a sailor ? He loved the “current” events.
- What’s a biology teacher’s favorite type of candy ? “Genetic” jelly beans.
- Why did the chemistry teacher become a farmer ? He loved the “elements” of farming .
- Why did the math teacher go to the farm ? She wanted to count the “chickens” before they hatched.
- Why did the music teacher go to space ? She wanted to play among the “stars.”
- What’s an art teacher’s favorite type of flower ? A “draw-daffodil.”
- Why did the English teacher go to the zoo ? She was “lion” about the animal metaphors.
- Why did the student bring a map to school? He wanted to stay on “track.”
- What’s a geography teacher’s favorite type of dance ? The “continental” drift.
- Why did the science teacher become a pirate ? He was interested in the “sea’s chemistry.”
- Why did the teacher bring a telescope to school? She wanted to show the “scope” of the universe.
- What’s a history teacher’s favorite type of music? “Classical.”
- Why did the music teacher become a gardener? She wanted to “grow” her notes.
- Why did the teacher bring a frying pan to school? She wanted to “crack” open a good lesson.
- What’s a PE teacher’s favorite type of insect? A “jogging” beetle.
- Why did the student bring a feather to school? He wanted to “lighten” up the study load.
Wrapping Up
Laughter truly is the best medicine, and these school jokes serve up a healthy dose of hilarity. Who knew learning could be so fun? Whether it’s math problems causing problems or biology books fighting cellulite, every joke in this collection tickles your funny bone and gives a new perspective on the daily school life .
As we draw this joyride to a close, remember that while school is about learning and growing, it’s also about embracing fun and humor. After all, a day without laughter is a day wasted. So, keep the jokes coming, spread the joy, and let the corridors of education echo with the sounds of mirth and cheer!
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180 Jokes for the Classroom
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- August 31, 2021
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Knock, Knock!? (Who’s there?) Jokes! (Jokes who?) 180 JOKES FOR THE CLASSROOM THAT’S WHO!
Alright, so I promise the following 180 jokes are WAY BETTER than that. I mean, would you even call that a joke? I digress… so where did this idea come from to compile this major list of jokes? Teaching during the pandemic. I was teaching completely virtual for almost the entire school year. I had to find a way to motivate my students and keep them engaged and smiling when they signed on every morning. What better way than to have an entire “joke month” with a joke of the day. We called it “Joke January!”
I created google slides with my jokes and Bitmoji characters in various funny positions. Also, to make it even more engaging and exciting I had a student assigned each day to tell a joke as well! I even made a point to include several of their jokes within this list! My plan for this upcoming school year is to do an entire year’s worth of jokes!
Here is my plan for the upcoming school year: When the jokes are presented to my students on the slide, I will provide time for students to read the joke on their own first. Some days I have them pair and share what they think the answer may be. Or, I will complete it whole group with several students taking guesses before providing the answer. I hope this will start the day with a smile!
A huge thank you to several of my former students for some of these hilarious jokes! Also, a big thank you to the Teaching Trailblazers in our Fearless Kindergarten Facebook Group , Fearless First Grade Facebook Group , and Fearless Second Grade Facebook Group for funny jokes in the classroom! Sit back, relax and enjoy these 180 Jokes for the Classroom! I can’t stop laughing at the Cow and Dinosaur sections!
1 – Which school supply is the king of the classroom?
The ruler
2 – What runs around the yard (or playground) all day, but never gets tired?
The fence. ~ Peggy H.
3 – Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
her students were so bright. ~ anita c. .
4 – What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hisssssstory
Joke 5 – Why did the crayon cry?
He was feeling blue.
6 – Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pennsylvania ~ Carrie B.
7 – Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher’s pet!
8 – Why did the kid cross the playground?
to get to the other slide..
9 – How do bee parents send their little bees to school?
They go by school buzz.
Joke 10 – Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
Even MORE School Jokes
11 – How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
You Poke-e-mon (poke him on). ~ Cherie M.
12 – What do elves do after school?
GNOME-work
13 – What is a cat’s favorite color crayon?
”Purr”ple
14 – I just can’t remember all the letters of the alphabet…
i don’t know why ~ steve t. .
Joke 15 – What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
The alpha-BAT.
16 – What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
17 – What did the paper say to the pencil?
You have a good point! ~Serina W.
18 – Why was the music teacher stuck outside his classroom?
Because his keys were on the piano!
19 – What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Joke 20 – Why did the students eat their homework?
because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake..
21 – Did I tell you the joke about the broken pencil?
Response: no
Well, there’s no point. ~ Serina W.
22 – What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers!
23 – What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?
A mathemachicken. ~ Kelly R.
24 – What did the circle say to the triangle?
i don’t see your point..
Joke 25 – What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?
The quarterback.
26 – What did 50 do when she got hungry?
58 ~ Anna W.
27 – Why is a math book always unhappy?
Because it always has lots of problems.
28 – What is a mathematician’s favorite day of the week?
Tuesday, because it has a “number” in it. TWOsday. ~ Letitia B.
29 – How do you make seven an even number?
by removing the ‘s’.
Joke 30 – When is it time to go to the dentist?
Two-thirty! (Tooth-hurty). ~ Julie B.
31 – What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock!
32 – Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7-8(ate)-9 ~ Tenna T.
33 – There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of you will get this.
34 – What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt! ~ Sherie T.
Joke 35 – Which tool do you use for math?
multipliers.
36 – What happened when 50 ran a race?
51 ~ Anna W.
37 – What did one penny say to the other penny?
We make cents!
38 – What do you call an empty parrot cage? A polygon.
39 – What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
Joke 40 – What does the cloud put on before the storm?
Thunderpants. ~ Michele J.
41 – Why is the moon like a dollar?
Because it has four quarters
42 – How does a scientist freshen his breath?
with experi-mints.
43 – What kind of flower grows between your nose and your chin?
Two lips ~ Candice W.
44 – Which planet is the noisiest?
Saturn, because it has so many rings!
Joke 45 – What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A neck-terine ~ Sandy P.
46 – What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
spelling.
47 – What is a ghost’s favorite pie?
Boo berry pie ~ Peggy H.
48 – What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
Spook-hetti!
49 – Where do monsters get an education?
In ghoul school!
Thanksgiving
Joke 50 – why did the turkey join a band, so he could use his drumsticks.
51 – If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims! ~ Judy R.
Winter/Christmas
52 – What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
I smell carrots. ~ Deborah P.
53 – What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
54 – What do elves learn in school?
the elf-abet.
Joke 55 – What often falls in winter, but never gets hurt? Snow
56 – What type of Mexican food do snowmen like?
Brrrrrr-itos!
57 – What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice Tea
58 – What treat should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?
Ice Krispy Treats
59 – What do they sell at McDonald’s at the North Pole?
brrrrrrr-gers .
Joke 60 – What does Santa do at football games?
He gives a little cheer!
Valentine’s Day
61 – What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflower
62 – What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet-hearts
63 – What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?
let me count the ways i love you..
64 – What is a frog’s favorite drink?
Croak-a-cola. ~ Jennifer M.
Joke 65 – What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
66 – What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
67 – Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
68 – What do you call a fake noodle?
an im-pasta ~ heather g. .
69 – Why did the banana go to the hospital?
He was peeling really bad.
Joke 70 – What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
Fry-day
71 – What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
Nacho cheese! ~ Callea J.
72 – Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because it lost its filling!
73 – What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! ~ Susan R.
74 – Why do eggs hate jokes?
because they crack up..
Joke 75 – What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pears
76 – What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
Patty!
77 – Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt “crumby” ~ Nicole O.
78 – When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tator Tots
79 – Where do hamburgers go to dance?
They go to the meat-ball!
Joke 80 – Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off
81 – What do a car and an elephant have in common?
they both have trunks..
82 – What color of socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks… they have bear feet (bare feet)! ~ Jenny D.
83 – How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together! ~ GiAnna D.
84 – Two giraffes run a race.
They are neck and neck. ~ Rachel W.
Joke 85 – What’s the best day for monkey business?
The first of Ape-ril!
86 – What do you call bears with no ears?
b .
87 – What nickname do you keep for a monkey selling potato chips?
You can call them a chipmunk!
88 – Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he’s always spotted
89 – What did the buffalo say when his son went to school?
Bison!
Joke 90 – What do you call a camel with no humps?
Humphrey ~ Marion L.
91 – What do monkey cooks wear when they are working in the kitchen?
They wear the Ape-rons
92 – What do you call an alligator in a vest?
an investigator.
93 – What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slowpoke.
94 – Which animal cheats in the exams?
CHEATah ~ Jaxon W.
Joke 95 – Which animal is white, black, and red all over the body?
A little sunburnt penguin!
96 – What movies do pandas enjoy watching the most?
They love watching the old movies because the movies are black and white!
Farm Animals
97 – What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop.
98 – What did the duck say after she bought Chapstick?
put it on my bill ~ marcia g. .
99 – What do you call a horse that lives next door?
Neigh-bor!
Joke 100 – What’s a frog’s favorite game?
Hopscotch
101 – Why did the bee get married??
He found his honey! ~ Stacy P.
102 – How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!
103 – What’s the smartest insect around?
The spelling bee.
104 -What do pigs get when they’re sick?
Joke 105 – Where do sheep get a haircut?
at the baa-baa shop, more animal jokes.
106 – What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
A shampoodle
107 – What did the duck say to the clown?
You quack me up
108 – What did one firefly say to the other?
You glow, girl!
109 – What is a cat’s most favorite magazine?
It is a CAT-alogue.
Joke 110 – Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir?
Because she was a little horse
111 – Where do dogs park their cars?
in a barking lot..
112 – What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
113 – What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop
114 – There are ten cats standing on a boat. One cat jumps off the boat, how many more cats are left?
None, because the cats were all copy cats
Joke 115 – What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Three Blind Mice
116 – What did the cat say when someone stepped on its tail?
me-ow.
117 – Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
118 – What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. ~ Julie M.
119 – What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake! ~ Isaac G.
Joke 120 – Where do cows go on the weekend?
to the moo-vies.
121 – How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
You can select the cow that has the best “mooooooooves”!
122 – What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er!
123 – What does the secret agent cow say to the other agent cow before a mission?
He says, “Are you going ‘udder cover’?”
124 – Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side!
Joke 125 – What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer!
126 – What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A Stega-SNORE-us!
127 – What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
Dino-SNORE ~ Ila C.
128 – What do you call a blind dinosaur?
do-you-think-he-saur-us.
129 – What dinosaur should never drive a car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks! ~ Miranda T.
Joke 130 – When dinosaurs keep scoring touchdowns, what does its team get?
The team will keep getting dino-scores!
131 – When building a house, what tool do dinosaurs use the most?
They frequently use a dino-saw
132 – What animal will you get if you combine a dog and a dino?
you will get a dog-a-sore.
133 – How does the solar system throw a party?
THEY PLANET ~ Tanner P.
134 – Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
So he could visit Pluto!
Joke 135 – Where do astronauts keep their wallets?
In air-pockets
136 – What dance steps can cows do on the moon?
the moooooooon walk.
137 – How did the cow jump over the moon?
They followed the milky way.
138 – When do student astronauts eat?
During launch time!
Knock, Knock Jokes
139 – Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You’re welcome!
Joke 140 – Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Ummm…Orange who?
Orange you glad you’re in this class! ~ Kathy S.
141 – Knock, knock.
Cows go who , no, silly, cows go moo.
142 – Knock knock.
Cleopatra.
Cleopatra who?
The queen of denial. ~ Kristin P.
143 – Knock, knock.
Car go… Vroom vroom!
144 – Knock-knock.
Justin who?
Oh, Justin time for a spelling test!
Joke 145 – Knock knock
Smell mop who, ( you’ll get it if you say it out loud) ~ marv s..
146 – What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh
147 – Why are fish so smart?
Because they are always in a school.
148 – What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved
149 – What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
you get a swimming trunk.
Joke 150 – What sharks always end up working in the construction site?
Hammerhead sharks work there because they are the most useful one!
151 – How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh out loud?
Ten-tickles!
152 – How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
153 – Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
to go with the jellyfish .
154 – What did they call the girl born at the beach?
Sandy
Joke 155 – What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave
156 – Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It’s rated Arrrrrrrrrrr. ~ Julie B.
Because they spend a lot of time at C.
158 – What did the Lego pirate say when he lost his leg?
Where did my Lego leg go? ~ Brenda W.
159 – How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply?
he bought it on sail..
Joke 160 – How much do pirates pay for body parts?
A buck an ear ~ Chanda T.
161 – What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey!
Miscellaneous
162 – Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack! ~ Amanda B.
163 – What did the drummer name his twins?
anna one, anna two ~ kendra j. .
164 – What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
Joke 165 – Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.
166 – What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
167 – How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little “boogie” in it. ~ Lisa K.
168 – Why did the soccer player take so long to eat dinner?
he thought he couldn’t use his hands.
169 – Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one. ~ Sheryl F.
Joke 170 – What’s the loudest pet you can get?
A trumpet!
Wait…There’s MORE!
171 – Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t see in the dark.
172 – Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will Let It Go! ~ Sue B.
173 – What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
174 – Why did the kids put sugar on their pillows?
They wanted to have sweet dreams! ~ Jenny D.
Joke 175 – Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
He’d heard that someone had stolen a base!
176 – What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
sneak-ers..
177 – Where did the king keep his armies?
In his sleevies. ~ Mary B.
178 – What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tube-a toothpaste.
179 – What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s pop-corn?
Joke 180 – Why can’t you ever tell a joke around glass? It could crack up.
So I hope, now that you read 180 Jokes for School, that your cheeks don’t hurt too much from laughing/smiling! OR, more so, I really hope you didn’t roll your eyes too much! What were some of your favorites on this list? Do you think you are going to be like me and have a joke of the day this upcoming school year? Let us know in the comments below! Even better, add your own jokes below too! Keep laughing and keep smiling!
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Homework Jokes
We’re sorry. this joke list was supposed to be twice as long but our dog ate half of it. honest if you hate homework as much as we do, then this list of hilarious homework jokes is for you.
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What’s Hermione Granger’s favourite homework?
My teacher say’s I didn’t do my Ancient Roman homework?
That’s his story!
My science teacher is always saying I haven’t done my homework!
We just lack chemistry!
I ripped up my homework.
It was tearable.
Why didn’t the kid do their cooking homework?
They didn't have enough thyme!
Little Brother: I am learning about numbers for homework!
Big Brother: What are the odds?
My teachers told me off for something I didn’t do!
My homework.
Kid: Dad, can you help me with my homework? Dad: No, son. It just wouldn't be right.
Kid: I know, but will you try it anyway?
My teacher’s the best…
She puts kisses all over my homework!
Why did Vladamir Putin finish his homework so fast?
Because he was Russian.
Father: When Winston Churchill was your age he did homework by candlelight.
Son: When Winston Churchill was your age he was Prime Minister!
I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework.
What are the odds?
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Clever Kid: I lost it fighting someone who said you weren’t the best teacher in school!
They teacher left a note on my homework but signed it with the wrong name…
I think they're mass-grading as someone else!
Why was the girl’s A+ homework covered in feathers?
She’d hired a mathmachicken!
For my art homework I had to write about Salvadore Dali...
I tried, but my pen turned into a giraffe and my desk melted.
Kid: My dog ate my homework… Teacher: It was a computer science assignment!
Kid: He took quite a few bytes!
Teacher: Did your Dad help you with your homework?
Kid: No, he did it all by himself!
My friend asked to use my fingers to help him with his Maths homework…
He should stop counting on me!
My homework was to cook something. I said I'd bake dog biscuits! No idea how too but…
There’s a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.
Why was the algebra homework so sad?
It had a lot of problems!
What did they sandwich say when they forgot their homework?
What did the bacon do after school?
Their ham-work!
Why did the student eat their homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What happened when the tomato fell behind on his homework?
He had to ketchup!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
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