Homework Jokes
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What’s Hermione Granger’s favourite homework?
My teacher say’s I didn’t do my Ancient Roman homework?
That’s his story!
My science teacher is always saying I haven’t done my homework!
We just lack chemistry!
I ripped up my homework.
It was tearable.
Why didn’t the kid do their cooking homework?
They didn't have enough thyme!
Little Brother: I am learning about numbers for homework!
Big Brother: What are the odds?
My teachers told me off for something I didn’t do!
My homework.
Kid: Dad, can you help me with my homework? Dad: No, son. It just wouldn't be right.
Kid: I know, but will you try it anyway?
My teacher’s the best…
She puts kisses all over my homework!
Why did Vladamir Putin finish his homework so fast?
Because he was Russian.
Father: When Winston Churchill was your age he did homework by candlelight.
Son: When Winston Churchill was your age he was Prime Minister!
I got a paper cut from my Statistics homework.
What are the odds?
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Clever Kid: I lost it fighting someone who said you weren’t the best teacher in school!
They teacher left a note on my homework but signed it with the wrong name…
I think they're mass-grading as someone else!
Why was the girl’s A+ homework covered in feathers?
She’d hired a mathmachicken!
For my art homework I had to write about Salvadore Dali...
I tried, but my pen turned into a giraffe and my desk melted.
Kid: My dog ate my homework… Teacher: It was a computer science assignment!
Kid: He took quite a few bytes!
Teacher: Did your Dad help you with your homework?
Kid: No, he did it all by himself!
My friend asked to use my fingers to help him with his Maths homework…
He should stop counting on me!
My homework was to cook something. I said I'd bake dog biscuits! No idea how too but…
There’s a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.
Why was the algebra homework so sad?
It had a lot of problems!
What did they sandwich say when they forgot their homework?
What did the bacon do after school?
Their ham-work!
Why did the student eat their homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What happened when the tomato fell behind on his homework?
He had to ketchup!
Why did the boy eat his homework?
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14 Hilarious Homework Excuses
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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. What did the fishing rod say to the boat? Canoe help me with my homework? Why can't you do your calculus homework on a Friday night? Because you can't drink and derive. Why don't you do arithmetic homework in the jungle? Because if you add 4+4 you get ate. What did the dog say to his classmate? "Can I copy your homework, I ate mine." What did the cheerleader say when she was given more homework? Bring It On. What do you call a man who can do a years worth of homework in two weeks? Billy Madison. Why don't fish need to do homework? Because they're always swimming in schools. What did the teacher ask her class? Who let the homework-eating dogs out! Why do people do homework? Because it doesn't know how to do it itself. Why can't you do homework faster than Rachael Leigh Cook? Because "She's All That". Knock Knock Who's there? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey really have homework on the first day? Knock Knock Who's there? Howl. Howl who? Howl we finish our homework on time? Knock Knock Who's there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe help me with my home work. Knock Knock Who's There? Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew your homework before you go outside. My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard." I would do my math homework, but I've already got my own problems. I was a thirty something frat boy and I never had homework, but that was at my "Old School". If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study. I wanted to turn in my bartending homework, but I was absinthe. Biology Teacher: "Students, what does the chiken give you?" Student(s): Eggs and Meat! Teacher: "Great! What dose the pig give you?" Student(s): Bacon! Teacher: "Excellent! Now what does the fat cow give you?" Student(s): HOMEWORK!! SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Matthew has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the sun's mass. What do pigs give you? Pork. What do goats give you? Cheese. What do cows give you? Homework. Teacher says to little Mary, "I want you draw a picture of a house" Little Mary says "That must be my HOMEwork" Human Body The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment." Bad Student One day I went into school all puzzled and said to my teacher "Miss will i get into trouble for something i havent done ?" She said "No why" I said " Because I havent done my homework. Pick Up Lines I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk. If you were my homework Id do you all over my desk Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be.
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Their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
"Well, at least you could try."
Kid: "Yeah, my dog ate it. How'd you know dogs were my best interest?"
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
No problem!
Him: "Reasons that doing research underwater can be difficult include..."
Me (from my office): "the paper will get too wet!"
Him: "UGH!" stops and restarts recording
So we did it squid pro quo
Because Andrew is a lot shorter than Andrawing
"Don't give a damn about your cold calculation."
... Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.
“Good” he said, “because I’m counting on you”.
Me: step 1, buy a boat.
Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.
"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."
I said “war, ore, door”
It always tastes like paper.
But since we’re all in quarantine all work is homework
Cuz the teacher told them it was a piece of cake day.
It's me, father, I replied.
It was a stroke of good luck
It's pointless.
I said, “HIJKLMNO.”
He asked, “What're you talking about?!”
I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”
He asked "Do you know anything about Pavlov's dog or Schrodinger's cat?"
It rang a bell, but I don't know if I knew anything or not.
I said, it's a periodic table. You cant use it right now.
It was wrong on so many levels
She said, “I can’t even write now.”
Sci Comp Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment?
Me: It took him a couple of bytes.
(Saw this on r/puns)
I said, “He was a poor boy, from a poor family...”
The eye roll indicated my job there was done.
He was wrong on so many levels.
Replacing light bulbs, replacing the air filter, repainting that one wall, etc
It would be a piece of cake!
Son: Dad, where's the Andes? Dad: At the end of your armies!
And to this day he’s never amounted to anything.
Me: "What is a cow's favorite elementary particle?" Her: "..." Me: "A Muon" Her: "Get out."
Because the teacher said it’s a piece of cake!
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."
Because his teacher told him it's a piece of cake.
It took him a couple of bytes
"No son, it wouldn't be right."
Because the math teacher said it was a piece of PI!
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake
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100+ Homework Jokes: Making Homework Fun!
Are you tired of the never-ending burden of homework? Do you wish there was a way to lighten the load and add a touch of humor to those tedious study sessions? Well, you’re in luck! In this article, we have compiled over 100 hilarious homework jokes that will not only tickle your funny bone but also help you survive those daunting assignments. From one-liners perfect for Instagram captions to funny anecdotes and stories, we’ve got it all covered. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way through the world of homework!
Let’s face it; homework has been the arch-nemesis of students since time immemorial. The mere mention of the word can induce groans and sighs, but fear not, as we’ve gathered an arsenal of jokes to make this academic burden a little lighter. So, brace yourself for some comic relief!
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One-Liners Jokes About Homework for Instagram
- Heading into battle with homework like: “Do or do not. There is no try… to avoid it!”
- Homework: The never-ending quest to find the motivation that’s always missing.
- Teacher: “Why didn’t you do your homework?” Student: “Someone stole my ideas, and I couldn’t find any witnesses.”
- Homework: The only time we count the minutes until our doom.
- “I was doing my homework, and a sudden urge to clean my room came over me. Clearly, it was a sign from the universe.”
- Me: “I finished my homework!” Also me: checks the syllabus and realizes there’s more.
- When you finally finish your homework: “I have become one with the couch. Let the relaxation begin!”
- “Homework, homework on the wall, who’s the laziest of them all? Me!”
- “I don’t always do my homework, but when I do, it’s usually five minutes before class.”
- “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field—of avoiding homework!”
Funny Jokes About Homework
- Teacher: “Why is your homework late?” Student: “Sorry, I had to call in a search party to find my motivation.”
- Why did the pencil go to school? To get more “write” answers for homework!
- “I’m not saying my dog ate my homework, but he definitely had some suspiciously wise ideas during our study session.”
- What’s a vampire’s least favorite homework? Counting all the bats in the cave!
- “Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.”
- Homework: The true test of how well we can Google information and rephrase it in our words.
- “What’s the difference between homework and a pile of leaves? I’m happy when I jump into leaves.”
- Why was the geometry book so full of itself? Because it always had all the right angles!
- “Homework is like a refrigerator. I know I should check it, but I’m afraid of what I’ll find inside.”
- What did the grape say to the student doing homework? “You raisin the bar for procrastination!”
Story Jokes About Homework
- The Tale of the Vanishing Homework: Little Timmy left his homework on his desk overnight. When he returned the next morning, it had mysteriously vanished! The prime suspects? The homework gnome or the mischievous wind that blew it away!
- The Homework Marathon: Once upon a time, a student attempted to complete all their homework in one night. Hours turned into days, and the student emerged victorious but with a newfound respect for time management.
- The Magic Homework Bag: In a land far, far away, there existed a bag that could complete all homework with a wave of its straps. Unfortunately, it only worked if the student believed in its magic.
- The Homework Excuse Olympics: Tom had mastered the art of creating elaborate excuses for unfinished homework. He even won the gold medal for “Most Creative Excuses,” much to his teacher’s dismay.
- The Homework and the Haunted House: A brave student decided to do their homework in an old, spooky mansion. Little did they know that the ghosts within had a penchant for mathematics and history!
- The Quest for the Lost Homework: Three friends embarked on a daring journey to retrieve their lost homework from the treacherous lair of the forgotten backpack monster.
- The Homework Time Capsule: Jenny buried her completed homework in the backyard, hoping to excavate it in the future and marvel at her academic achievements.
- The Talking Homework: A student discovered their homework had come to life, sharing tales of students past and offering helpful tips for surviving the education realm.
- The Homework Exchange: Two students decided to swap their homework for a day. Chaos and hilarity ensued as teachers received unexpected assignments!
- The Homework Party: In a parallel universe, students threw parties to celebrate the completion of homework assignments. The dance moves were exceptional, but the math equations on the walls stole the show!
Key Takeaway
Humor is a powerful tool that can transform even the most mundane tasks, like homework, into enjoyable experiences. Laughter not only helps alleviate stress but also boosts creativity and motivation. So, the next time you’re drowning in a sea of assignments, remember these jokes and let the giggles guide you to academic success!
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Jon Stewart's 'Daily Show' return is so smooth, it's like he never left
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Jon Stewart returned Monday as host of The Daily Show .
After watching Jon Stewart's triumphant return to The Daily Show on Monday night, I had two thoughts.
The GOAT of late night satire is back. And even some of the show's biggest fans may not be all that happy to see him return.
That's because, in his first episode returning as host — nearly nine years after he originally left — Stewart took on a subject that even his most liberal fans might find touchy: the idea that concerns about how age may have affected President Biden aren't necessarily overblown.
He didn't mince words about the erratic behavior of Biden's likely opponent for the presidency, Donald Trump, either — showing how the former president couldn't remember basic things during court depositions like how long he was married to Marla Maples or whether he had bragged about how great his memory was. ("It turns out, the leading cause of early onset dementia is being deposed," Stewart cracked, after showing a montage of Trump's grown children having similar recall issues.)
But even though some liberals may be sensitive to the idea that comparing Biden's gaffes with Trump's behavior is an unfair "both sides" balancing act, Stewart insisted supporters should do a better job showing the current president is vital and effective as they say he is.
"It's the candidate's job to assuage concerns," Stewart said in a 20-minute segment that kicked off last night's program. "Not the voter's job not to mention them."
Easily slipping back into the host chair
From the show's opening moments, Stewart eased back into the host's chair without missing a beat, firing off jokes with a familiar style that felt like he had left just a few weeks ago, rather than in 2015. He brought a confidence the program sorely needs; it's been searching for a permanent host for more than a year since the departure of Trevor Noah, who succeeded Stewart as host.
Trevor Noah's 'Daily Show' departure hints at deeper problems in late night TV
Stewart returns in a unique arrangement, hosting The Daily Show on Monday nights and serving as an executive producer for all evenings — similar to an arrangement crafted by another cable TV star, Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. The new setup allows him to avoid the grind of daily hosting, ceding the rest of the week to the show's correspondents, starting with Jordan Klepper, who hosts Tuesday through Thursday.
Even as he eased into familiar rhythms — poking fun at idea that he's an old guy returning to his old job, highlighting concerns about two other old guys competing to get their old job back — Stewart faced a new challenge: reminding everyone why he was such a venerated host in the first place.
In his first 16 years hosting The Daily Show , Stewart elevated the program into an incisive look at the hypocrisies of media, politics and society. Along the way, he helped birth a style of fact-based satire that has exploded all over television, from the work by Daily Show alums John Oliver on HBO's Last Week Tonight and Stephen Colbert on CBS' The Late Show to the sharper political tone of Late Night with Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel Live .
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But the media environment Stewart has returned to is quite different. Ratings in late night have declined, and the young audiences that once fueled the genre have moved on to TikTok and YouTube. With luck, Stewart's appeal to The Daily Show 's old school fans will bring better ratings on the cable channel, but it's still likely to be a smaller crowd than he once commanded.
Regardless, last night's program shows Stewart's still got the comedy chops and incisive ideas to power the show at least through the presidential election in November. He has said in interviews that part of the appeal in returning was to have a place to "unload thoughts" as the election season progresses.
Last night's debut proved Stewart will bring that and more, buying time for an influential show at a crossroads to figure out a new future for itself at least one more time.
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75 Funny and Sweet School Jokes for Kids
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Sometimes you just need a good laugh, and your students do too! Whether it’s a chuckle about classrooms, students, supplies, or teachers, these school jokes for kids are just the thing to take in when you need a bit of humor during the day.
Our Favorite School Jokes for Kids
1. what is a snake’s favorite subject in school.
Hisssssstory.
2. Which school supply is king of the classroom?
3. why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school.
Because her students were so bright.
4. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!
5. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
6. which letter of the alphabet has the most water, 7. what’s the best place to grow flowers in school.
In kindergarden.
8. Why did the teacher draw on the window?
Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
9. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-a-bet.
10. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
Because he kept telling yolks.
11. Why did the dog do so well in school?
Because he was the teacher’s pet.
12. Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools.
13. Why do magicians do so well in school?
They’re good at trick questions.
14. What do you need to go to high school?
15. why did the kid eat his homework.
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
16. Why isn’t there a clock in the library?
Because it tocks too much.
17. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water.
18. What kind of school do surfers go to?
Boarding school.
19. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
20. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back!
21. Why was the broom late for school?
He over-swept.
22. Which building has the most stories?
The library!
23. How many letters are in the alphabet?
11: T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
24. How do fish get to school?
The octobus!
25. Why did the jellybean go to school?
To become a Smartie!
26. What does your computer do for lunch?
Has a byte!
27. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
28. What did the buffalo say at drop-off?
29. what does a book do in the winter.
Puts on a jacket.
30. What did the paper say to the pencil?
31. what contest do skunks win at school.
The smelling bee!
32. Why do calculators make great friends?
You can always count on them.
33. What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?
Skydiving school.
34. What should you grow in a school garden?
Human beans.
35. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane?
To achieve a higher education.
36. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Because they keep getting lost at C.
37. Why do music teachers need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
38. How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz.
39. Why is history a sweet subject?
Because it has many dates.
40. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already has many degrees.
41. What is the blackboard’s favorite drink?
Hot CHALKolate.
42. What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject?
MOTHematics.
43. Who is everyone’s best friend at school?
The princiPAL.
44. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?
It’s not right.
45. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?
To stay in shape.
46. Which animal cheats on exams?
47. what are the 10 things teachers can always count on.
Their fingers.
48. How do you make seven an even number?
By removing the S.
49. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?
Her keys were on the piano.
50. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
51. What school does an ice cream man go to?
Sundae school.
52. What’s so fresh in the chemistry class?
The experiMINTS.
53. Why does the math class make students sad?
Because it is full of problems.
54. Which is the tallest school building?
The library, because it has so many stories.
55. Why are music teachers good baseball players?
Because they have a perfect pitch.
56. What do you call a classmate with a dictionary in their pants?
Smartie pants.
57. Who’s the superhero in computer class?
The Screen Saver!
58. What did the paper say to the pen?
You have a good point.
59. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
The blackboard.
60. Why do we measure a snake in inches?
Because it doesn’t have feet.
61. Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?
62. what’s the most tired school supply.
A knapsack.
63. Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window?
She wanted to see time fly.
64. Which are the smartest letters of the alphabet?
The (wise) Ys.
65. Why do fireflies get bad grades at school?
Because they are not bright enough.
66. Why is the obtuse angle always upset?
He can never be right!
67. What’s a frog’s favorite year?
A leap year.
68. Which state is called the land of pencils?
Pennsylvania.
69. Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachusetts!
70. How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because it has so many rings!
71. What does a spider do on the Internet?
Create a WEBsite.
72. When do student astronauts eat?
During launch time.
73. What are the coolest letters of the alphabet?
74. what makes a circle overqualified.
It has 360 degrees!
75. How much do computers eat for lunch?
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My ADD always beats me when I’m trying to do my homework. The dyslexia doesn’t help either.
Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President.
Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake. -My 6 year old Nephew
Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment? **Awkward silence** Me: It took him a couple bytes
My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfreoiwjr67uiwosi94ckcjfkdald87lakdofasdkfj
Teacher: "What can you get from a chicken?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
A student walks up to his teacher... -Student: "Miss, would you blame someone for something that they didn't do?" -Teacher: "No of course not. I would never do that." -Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
how do you know asians have broken into your home? the dog is gone, the homework is done and they're still trying to get out of the driveway
The student and the teacher. JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" TEACHER:" Of course not. " JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework ...."
Teacher :) Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Why are Asians so good at Math? Their dogs can't eat their homework.
What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Students: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Students: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Students: *"Homework!"*
Teacher Questions Student Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!
Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish
I failed my python breeding class because of a late assignment. My homework ate my dog.
"I'm gonna treat you like I treat my homework" "Oh, you're going to slam me on your desk and do me all night?" "No, I'm going to stare at you and think there's so many better things I could be doing..."
A teacher is teaching. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" (sorry for the TERRIBLE title)
One brave student... Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Do you know what animals give you? Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself
What does the fat cow give you? Teacher: "Kids,what does the little chicken give you?" Student: "Eggs!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the squealy pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Why did Johnny fail his programming class? His mom kept telling him to do his homework, "No ifs, ands, or buts!"
Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake? It always tastes like paper.
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The teacher is asking a student a question. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
A teacher was quizzing Johnny on farm animals Teacher: "Johnny, what does the chicken give you?" Johnny: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Johnny: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Johnny: "Homework!"
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My Indian engineering teacher told us this today Growing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food."
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done... So he told me, "if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"
A student walks up to their teacher. Student: "Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not! why?" Student: "Because I didn't do my homework"
A kid hand in his homework and the teacher says, "You're presentation is misssing." And the kid replies with, "Oh I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlements, my HOMEWORK"
Barron Trump: "Dad, can you help me with my economics homework?" Donald: "no, son. It wouldn't be right." Barron: "I know, but will you try it anyway?"
Little Johnny raises his hand in class… "Teacher!" "Yes, Johnny." "Would you ever punish me for something I didn't do?" "Of course not!" "Good! Because I *didn't* do my homework!"
Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework. He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?" Ahmed answers: "The axe"
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Hey girl are you my math homework? Because I'm going to pretend I never knew you, but in reality my dog ate you.
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Taylor Swift Jokes She 'Accidentally' Went Clubbing with Travis Kelce and Her Parents After Super Bowl 2024
The Grammy winner celebrated the Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl win right beside her parents
Taylor Swift brought her parents along to celebrate Travis Kelce ’s win!
After the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the San Francisco 49ers during the 2024 Super Bowl on Sunday, Swift, Kelce, both 34, the winning team and her parents, Scott and Andrea Swift , danced the night away at Zouk nightclub at Resorts World in Las Vegas.
While Swift admitted how unconventional the celebration may have been, she joked everyone should try it! In a new TikTok from the Grammy winner, she poked fun at partying with her parents.
Swift first zoomed in on her Super Bowl champion boyfriend, writing, "It's a friends and family party, they said."
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Then she quickly moved the camera to her parents, who were chatting away in the booth. The clip's caption then read, "Bring your parents they said."
She concluded the video by turning the camera on her sheepish smile, poking fun at the unusual nature of the group's location.
"Accidentally going clubbing with your parents is something everyone should try at least once in their life," she captioned the TikTok video.
The couple was also spotted singing some Fearless hits, including “Love Story " and "You Belong with Me."
In another video on TikTok , The Chainsmokers DJed the event and played Swift's 2008 hit "You Belong with Me" in honor of the Chiefs' victory and her presence in the club.
Kelce can be seen singing along to the song in the video. When the tight end got to the chorus, he changed the lyrics.
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"Are you in love with me?" he sang in the video as he pointed to himself, instead of singing, "You belong with me." Kelce was in the DJ booth with The Chainsmokers at the time and danced along to the club remix of the song before pulling Drew Taggert into a hug.
"I didn't know if I should play it or not," Taggert said to Kelce, per a caption in the video.
While Swift wasn't captured in The Chainsmokers' video, Keleigh Teller shared another angle of the scene on TikTok . Swift sang along, pointed and raised her glass seemingly at Kelce when the lyrics "Why can't you see/you belong with me" played.
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Biden’s First TikTok Post Jokes About Super Bowl Conspiracy Theory
The president announced his arrival on the platform by poking fun at the notion that he had rigged the Super Bowl.
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Did President Biden cunningly rig the Super Bowl so the Kansas City Chiefs would win?
“I’d get in trouble if I told you,” Mr. Biden joked in his campaign’s inaugural post on TikTok, the Chinese-owned social media platform that has 170 million U.S. users but few high-level American politicians.
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The video then cut to an image of the “Dark Brandon” meme — another attempt from the campaign to flip a right-wing conspiracy theory on its head.
Mr. Biden’s arrival to TikTok, and the lighthearted nature of his post, pointed to his ongoing attempts to rebuild his support among young voters. After weeks in which aides had floated that he would join the platform, his campaign pushed the button on its first video during the Super Bowl on Sunday night.
The 30-second clip featured the president dodging questions from an offscreen inquisitor.
Who would win the big game? (He dodged and noted Jill Biden’s fandom for the Philadelphia Eagles.)
Which Kelce brother did he prefer? (Again, a diplomatic response: “Mama Kelce.”)
And was he indeed responsible for a vast conspiracy theory floated on the far right positing that the White House and the N.F.L. had colluded so the Chiefs would win the game and somehow help his re-election campaign? (Cue “Dark Brandon.” Mr. Biden also shared an image of the meme on X shortly after the game, writing, “Just like we drew it up.”)
Joining TikTok is a sharp pivot for the Biden re-election campaign, which had officially maintained that it didn’t need its own TikTok account to reach voters and that it would work through influencers instead.
The move also carries some degree of risk: TikTok is owned by the Chinese company ByteDance and is banned on government devices in most states and at the federal level. Republicans especially, but also Democrats and national security experts, have raised concerns about the control China’s authoritarian government could wield over the platform’s data and content showed to Americans. TikTok has pushed back on those concerns.
The Biden campaign said on Monday that it was taking “advanced safety precautions around our devices and incorporating a sophisticated security protocol to ensure security.”
Such caution about the platform has contributed to the reluctance of politicians and their campaigns to join TikTok , despite the app’s growing influence. As of December, just 37 sitting members of Congress were on the app, and there were no official @POTUS, White House or Biden 2024 accounts, according to an analysis by The New York Times.
Among the Republican presidential candidates, only Vivek Ramaswamy had his own account. He dropped out of the race last month.
The app, once known for viral dance videos, has increasingly become a source of news and information, particularly for younger Americans. About 14 percent of U.S. adults said they regularly got news from TikTok last year, up from 3 percent in 2020, according to the Pew Research Center.
Last month, Biden campaign officials celebrated when a TikTok video made by a North Carolina teenager whose home Mr. Biden visited drew millions of views on the platform .
Whether the Biden campaign can make the 81-year-old president look cool on the platform remains an open question. In the Sunday post, Mr. Biden wore khaki pants and a blue quarter-zip sweater with a microphone clipped to the zipper. The questions came from Rob Flaherty , a deputy campaign manager, according to a campaign official.
“The President’s TikTok debut last night — with close to 5 million views and counting — is proof positive of both our commitment and success in finding new, innovative ways to reach voters,” Mr. Flaherty said.
Embracing another meme, this one about men’s supposed fascination with ancient Rome , he added: “I suppose you could say our Roman Empire is meeting voters wherever they are.”
With another TikTok post on Monday, the campaign signaled the types of issues it plans to highlight all year, sharing a short compilation of clips of former President Donald J. Trump boasting of his role in the overturning of Roe v. Wade.
While TikTok does not allow paid political advertising, several campaigns have successfully used the app to build a rapport with potential voters and to help win races. Senator John Fetterman, Democrat of Pennsylvania, for example, counted TikTok among the tools he used to beat Dr. Mehmet Oz in the 2022 midterm elections.
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'Hot Ones' host Sean Evans spotted with porn star Melissa Stratton. The mockery crossed a line.
The host of "Hot Ones" and an adult film star were spotted in public together − and the mockery has been swift and relentless.
Sean Evans, who hosts the popular talk show "Hot Ones," in which he interviews A-listers as they eat extremely spicy chicken wings, was recently photographed with Melissa Stratton, a porn star , cam girl and podcaster, according to her website. On Saturday, Stratton shared a photo on X , formerly Twitter, of herself with Evans at a Super Bowl event.
The two haven't confirmed they are, or ever were, a couple. ( TMZ reported they split after briefly dating.) Still, the details don't seem to matter much to people who are making disparaging remarks about the pair online, with particularly cruel jo k es referencing Stratton's line of work.
Sex and sociology experts say the comments are ugly and uncalled for − and they reveal a lot about society's attitude toward sex as well as the judgment sex workers and those in their lives often face.
"It’s really not fair, is it?" says Debby Herbenick, a professor at the Indiana University School of Public Health and the author of "Yes Your Kid: What Parents Need to Know About Today’s Teens and Sex." "Cruel comments are often amplified on social media. We should all be more mindful about how we treat other people – especially if we are trying to model kindness and the Golden Rule to our families."
'Our society has a tendency to focus on sex'
Some attention around the romantic lives of prominent porn stars is to be expected, Herbenick says. After all, there's always going to be those who clamor for details about the private lives of public figures.
However, Herbenick says, this interest becomes problematic when it veers into mockery, stereotypes and stigmatization.
Ronald Weitzer, a sociology professor at George Washington University and the author of "Sex Tourism in Thailand," says people often make "sweeping generalizations" about sex workers and see them only for what they're famous for. As a result, sex workers' humanity often gets neglected.
When people don't see sex workers as human beings, they forget these people have lives outside of their profession just like anyone else, adds Jill McCracken, a professor of English and women's, gender, and sexuality studies at the University of South Florida St. Petersburg.
"Sex workers are whole people. They date. They do regular things," McCracken says. "Our society has such a tendency to focus on sex, and, especially when we think about sex work and the exchange of money for something sexual, I think that we have a tendency, of course, to stigmatize it and also to just emphasize that over everything else."
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Stigmatization can have serious consequences, both for sex workers and the people they're associated with, says Theodore Burnes, a professor of clinical education at the University of Southern California’s Rossier School of Education and the co-author of "Essential Clinical care for sex workers: A sex positive handbook for mental health practitioners."
Bullying behavior, he says, can contribute to depression, anxiety as well as symptoms of complex post-traumatic stress disorder.
"Shaming people for their sexuality can have detrimental effects of people’s mental health," Herbenick adds. "Whether disparaging comments focus on the porn actresses themselves, or on the people who are dating them, they still suggest that something is 'wrong' with someone either for being a porn actress or for dating one. It can be hurtful to the people themselves who are the targets of such comments. It can also be hurtful to those around us who are hearing such comments."
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What the mean comments about Sean Evans, Melissa Stratton say about us
Experts say the discourse around Evans and Stratton says more about the people making these comments than it does about the pair.
Herbenick says many of the people lashing out at Stratton may be doing so due to their own negative feelings toward sex or their sexuality.
"People who find themselves on the verge of stereotyping or shaming a porn actress might ask themselves where that desire is coming from," Herbenick says. "Are they operating from a place where they feel that sexuality is shameful? From messages they got growing up that sexuality is shameful, or that women should be sexual but not 'too sexual'?"
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It's also important to remember that porn isn't real and doesn't necessarily reflect the lives porn stars lead off camera.
"As is true in any profession, the focus of my work life may not mirror my life outside of work," Burnes says.
Most of all, Herbenick says people need to keep in mind sex workers and their loved ones are people too and don't deserve heaps of hatred.
"Porn actors and actresses are whole people," Herbenick says. "They have hobbies, interests, families, and feelings. Just because a porn actress has thousands of fans who may view her in a sex-focused way does not mean that others don’t see and appreciate her for her humanity and who she is as a person."
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Honest! If you hate homework as much as we do, then this list of hilarious homework jokes is for YOU! 🤣 Beano Jokes Team Last Updated: January 11th 2022 So if you're reading these jokes instead of doing your Maths homework then you might need some more to stop you doing your History homework too.
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The kid says, "The cow ate it all." "Ok, then where's the cow?" "It left because there was no more grass." Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Computer Science Professor: Your dog ate your coding assignment? **Awkward silence** Me: It took him a couple bytes upvote downvote report So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.
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In this article, we have compiled over 100 hilarious homework jokes that will not only tickle your funny bone but also help you survive those daunting assignments. From one-liners perfect for Instagram captions to funny anecdotes and stories, we've got it all covered.
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Blame the Parents. 41. My parents don't believe in homework and won't let me do it. There are some parents like this. If a student said this to me, I'd be on the phone to the parents. So, if you don't want your teacher to call your parents, don't use this excuse. 42. My mother said band practice was more important.
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Taylor Swift joked in a new TikTok how she "accidentally" went clubbing with her parents, Scott and Andrea Swift, and her boyfriend, Travis Kelce, after the 2024 Super Bowl.
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